~ Tales from the Golden Age of Nor-Cali Sinsimilla Marijuana Growing ~

Humboldt Gold :: Chapter Twentyeight
as told to Pernel S. Thyseldew by Larry Funk
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THE PIPELINE

I had a view of the other end of the pipeline in San Diego that I think I should record, if not for posterity, at least for me.

Sometime in the middle of that three week stay, I dropped over to Marvene's for a visit. I wasn't invited, but that wasn't always necessary with her. If she was busy, she'd say so. This day she had company, but she managed to convey the message that I was welcome to stay. In fact it was more than a conveyance of a suggestion, it was like a command to hang around. I picked up the feeling that she was a little uncomfortable with her guests. This alone was enough to grab my attention and interest, even through the catatonic fog that was dulling my perceptions at the time.

Her visitors were a couple that I had met once before at her place. In happier times when I had dope to sell and no heat hanging over my head in helicopters. The "he" of the pair was, I gathered from gossip picked up at the party, a perennial student named Garfield, who was brilliant and unmotivated. Or maybe it was brilliant and unstable. I forget which. The "she" was named Henriquetta, and she stood about four foot ten on her crutches. Marvene said she had the face of "quattrocento angel" and that she supported the two of them by troubleshooting computer programs for the various high tech outfits in San Diego. I didn't know you could make a living at something like that. I still don't know what you actually do when you "troubleshoot" software or hardware, or whatever it was. When, trying to make conversation, I asked 'Quetta to describe what she did on a typical job, she just smiled and changed the subject.

Both Gar and 'Quetta looked a little worn around the edges this day in Marvene's living room. There was an open bottle of wine and a deck of Tarot cards on the coffee table in front of Quetta. Marvene was pretty good at reading cards. Not that I believe she had a window into the future, but she was clever at taking her wide psychological knowledge and sticking it on the cards and the person she was reading for, so she sounded like she was getting it straight from the supernatural.

As I took a glass of wine and settled myself in one of the armchairs, she was just finishing a reading.

Waving her coffee colored hand over the spread she said: "He's all right. Maybe not happy, but all right."

Quetta looked relieved and Gar went to the bathroom. He is one of those guys who are not rude enough to snort their coke right in front of you when he hasn't got enough to share. With his habit and her income, he can't afford to be generous. So he's always jumping for the john. The frequency of his visits depend on the state of his nerves. I don't know why some people, who are nervous as cats to begin with, feel they can level out with coke and more coke. As far as I can see, it only leads to paranoia. Why can't they mellow out with a little weed? On the other hand, maybe they like that state of rising hysteria. I guess it's like sex to them...or a substitute for it. But I don't know from personal experience, because as has been noted often, and by many, I do not spend my money on cocaine.

So Gar is getting sweaty and rolling his eyes around like he expects assassins to leap out of the big Wurlitzer juke box that dominates one end of Marvene's living room. Quetta looked at me...like an angel...very sweet and calm, and asks: "Did you ever meet my brother, Carlos?"

"No, I don't think so. Did I ever run into him, Marvene?"

"He's quite a guy," Marvene said. "If you had met him, you'd remember."

"Colombians!," snorted Gar. "They're all crazy as shit house rats."

Quetta made a little face at him that did not detract a bit from her angelic aura. "Carlos isn't crazy, Querido. He is sometimes reckless, but quite sane...and shrewd. Shrewd and sweet too. That was why I became so worried when he didn't come to my birthday party, or even call. I'm all the family he has left," she explained to me.

"Where'd he go?" I asked.

"Quien sabe?" Quetta shrugged. "That's why I came to see Marvene."

"He's gone, vanished!" Gar added in a hoarse voice and split for the bathroom again. We all acted as if four visits in 40 minutes was not worth a comment. I took another sip of my wine and Quetta stared at the Wurlitzer. Marvene had stacked it with a collection of old Johnny Cash numbers, so we were being treated to an endless recital of trucks, trains and tears. I liked it better when she put Duane Eddy or Boots Randolph in the machine.

Marvene continued the story of the vanishing Carlos: "It seems like brother Carlos is not only missing, but so is about $300,000, at least half of which belongs to somebody else..."

"Not proved!" Gar shouted from the hall. "That s.o.b. owes Carlos a bundle. I mean big bucks. Now he thinks that just because Carlos is missing, or dead, he can get everything just because it's in his name."

I was confused. "What's in whose name?"

"The lawyer!" Gar said impatiently. "Carlos put everything in his attorney's name after he got busted. Even the house Quetta lives in. Then after he was acquitted, he never bothered to get the property transferred back, which I told him was really risky because the damn shyster, by this time, was into Carlos for God knows how much. A man with a habit that expensive is dangerous."

"Why did Carlos lend him money," Marvene sounded pensive. "As you say, he is sane and shrewd. So why would he hand over so much shit to a dope fiend lawyer with a yen for fast cars and gambling?"

"Here's this kid from Colombia who gets a lot of money and he meets this slimy character who happens to have a law degree and looks like he was born in a three piece suit." Gar headed for the bathroom again, shouting over his shoulder as he almost ran down the hall. "So he got sold a bill of goods. He thinks Randy knows all about the good life and which fork to use...not to mention the right wine to order in a swanky restaurant." The door slammed and shut off the sound of his voice.

"Do you think Gar is right?" Marvene asked.

Quetta nodded. "Yes. More that I want to admit. As smart as Carlos is, he was taken in by Randy's fast line..."

"Now they're threatening Quetta." Gar had returned.

"The phone calls frighten me," Admitted Quetta. "I don't mind dying, but they promise to make it so messy."

"See," Gar interrupted. "Colombians, are crazy!"

I was still confused. "Is this lawyer, Randy, a Colombian?"

Gar looked scornful. "Nah, he's a Wasp with all the right memberships."

"Then who's threatening to kill Quetta?"

"I told you!" Gar frowned at me like I was a dull child. "The Colombians! The ones that Carlos and Randy were doing business with. See, Carlos split with some of their stuff, which wasn't paid for, and Randy hasn't got the cash to pay them off, and they think Quetta knows where he is and so they're after her ass..."

"Enough", Marvene was firm. "Enough of this shit. We know from the cards that Carlos is all right...wherever he is. Now the important thing is to see that Quetta doesn't get hassled." She tightened her lips and looked grim while she thought hard. Quetta fidgeted a little on the couch, and Gar managed to avoid the bathroom, waiting for Marvene's solution. Finally she shrugged. "I'll call a couple of people. I don't know how much I can swing, but at least we ought to be able to get Quetta off the hook."

Quetta looked grateful and Gar blew his nose. "We appreciate anything you can do," he said huskily.

Pretty soon they left. Marvene shook her head wearily. "I sure hope my friend has a friend who can help poor Quetta."

"Is it really bad?"

"Baby, bad ain't the word. If Carlos don't show himself in the right places with the right amount of money and a good story about where he's been these last two weeks...then Quetta is dead. They don't care if she knows where her Bro is, they'll off her as a lesson." She looked disgusted. "That's why Randy is acting like the asshole he is. He's scared, and with reason. Good reason." She drifted out to the kitchen and started to rummage in the refrig\-erator. "Let's see what we can put together here for some eats. You hungry, Lawrence?"

"Do you have to deal with people like that...I mean the kind of guys who want to kill Quetta...when you sell my dope?"

She looked amused as she stuck her head out the kitchen door. "Don't ask dumb questions, Honey. Now tell me, do you want a ham sandwich or not?"

I had the ham sandwich. And I felt uncomfortable for a while, about the people who handle my grass down in the City, and what happens to them and all. Also I worried about Quetta. I don't know how that turned out, but I'll ask Marvene for sure, when I go south this winter.

After I got back I quit worrying about all that. I had enough to handle here at home.

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